In 2046, the earth experiences enormous change.
Aliens from Xucker planet kept using
...radiation to destroy the fertility of human beings on earth.
99% of male on earth has failed to breed.
The United Nations has selected a healthy woman
named "Future".
They plan to send her back to 2011.
And find a healthy man whom she can make love with,
to extract healthy genes
to breed offspring for human beings.
However, aliens have sent
...their most powerful Xucker No. 1 and Xucker No.2
to stop Future.
She is Future.
I will go with you to 2011.
Once she is raped by us, people on earth will be extinct.
"THE 33D INVADER"
My name is Jeana. I am an undergraduate of I.T. University.
Enrolled in the Faculty of Law.
I have decided to become a lawyer who will fight for female rights.
Hey, catch the ball, what are you looking at?
So naughty.
This girl, who flirts all the time
is my best friend, Ceci of the Faculty of Medicine.
She is very familiar with the human structure.
Especially Men's.
She did not learn it during class, but on bed.
This is Jane, who is quick-tongued in argument.
She studies Law with me.
She has a fierce mouth.
She always scolds those useless geeks till they burst into tears.
This is Mia, she is a year one student.
She is as pure as snow.
Before, her mother was very strict to her that made her know nothing.
Now that she is released, she is curious about everything.
Let me tell you a secret, she is still a virgin.
Now she is beset by to whom she should devote her first night.
Wow, like a big buffalo.
Wow, like a big stove.
Wow... got a big boob?
Let me see...
Damn it.
Do you really think you are the big boss?
I have share on buying this telescope too.
We have agreed to let me use it first.
Honestly, if I had not advised you...
to buy this super AV night-vision see-through telescope,
you would not be able to see all these tonight?
This stuff... can enable us to see through her to her bottom?
Of course.
Its main function is for peeking at women at night.
I endured all kinds of hardships to adjust the telescope
under the strong sun
is for your visual pleasure
at night.
And you two think that I'm making fun of you?
Oh my god!
How come this world can be so unfair?
Calm down, calm down. Take your time to adjust.
Let me prepare the breakfast for you.
I give you a hand.
Please add a drumstick!
What are you reading?
Nothing, I am doing a research on Human Dynamics.
Look!
What?
It's Jeana, Jane, Ceci and Mia
who have moved to the opposite apartment.
From now on, we will meet everyday, what so interesting?
Why are they moving in?
It's almost time for graduation exam.
We have moved in here for revision, they do too.
Would they have...
something else in mind?
Why?
Danson and Felix, are not worth mentioning.
As for you and me...
We are able to make a lot of girls crazy for us.
Stop dreaming please!
Go to school.
"Students should focus on studying
Don't indulge too much in boobs"
What's up again?
It should be...
the bull penis sandwich I had last night.
Now my body is not working, everything got mess up.
You'd better go first.
I won't bother.
We are such a big guy
that should put priority on dating than scoring.
Let me show you my secret weapon!
Jeana, you have moved in here?
Yes, you too?
Yup. Work hard on your graduation examination.
We have great hope on you, our future lawyer.
Goodbye.
Jeana, aren't you very fond of him?
He cannot escape from you this time.
But, he has said nothing.
He is great. Yes.
If you don't want, I'll take him.
How can you be so aggressive?
Then, I'll take him.
There is only one bathroom. Who should go first?
I will go first!
This Ceci keeps striving for everything,
for man, for swank
and for bathroom too.
I really can't bear this any more.
We are good friends and we are living together now.
We have to bear with each other. Yes!
Stealth Peeper... off you go!
Go up to the sky! We count on you!
Bon voyage, Stealth Peeper!
Don't give up!
We will be able to watch it soon!
So... so big!
Ping pong only.
Look at that
and here again.
Should be bowling balls!
She is so sexy, I can't stand it!
You want to sacrifice thousands of your sperms again?
Watch it. Don't just lay eyes on one, there are three others.
That makes sense.
It is time to broaden our vision.
It's beautiful, that one is good.
Give it to me, I like this one.
It's really a never ending story.
That cleavage is so...
deep!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Shit
Stealth Peeper!
Why...
It's snowing in June... Rest in peace...
You have devoted your whole life to me.
And you did great these years!
You have shown me thousands of boobs
and your death is worthwhile.
Stephen!
Leave me alone.
People won't cry if they are not sad.
Go, go away!
Hey, you don't have to run.
Are you afraid of shits falling down?
Cool guy.
Shit!
It hits me.
Dinner time!
Come out and eat.
Where is Stephen?
Gone to study?
What are you looking at?
Piccolo's costume in Dragon Ball.
Have you ever seen this?
Have your meal and stop being so nosy!
What are you reading? Porno?
Science fiction.
What is it about?
It talks about future people...
coming to the twenty-first century by a time machine
to rescue the earth by science and technology.
Terminator?
' Got it!
What have you got?
A plan that startles everyone.
It's time to shed our sperms and lay down our life.
Shouldn't it be "shed our blood"?
Whatever.
Let me get ready first.
So... shall We trust him?
No matter we trust him or not, we have to masturbate ourselves.
Let's bet!
Three horny dogs.
I think, this bastard Stephen Chow of Mechanical Engineering
will be back again.
What should we do?
Fool him.
Right, we should give these horny dogs a lesson.
What if this is Lawrence?
Will you go with the flow?
Please!
I'm here to prepare the graduation exam
and I've nothing else in my mind.
Not for the time being?
It's none of your business.
I am sorry, iPad is out of stock.
iPhone should be enough for you.
Stephen, what's next?
Just wait until the girls come out. You can fool around with them.
What's that sound?
Let's check it out.
Go!
Listen, human on earth. Listen, human on earth.
The earth will be destroyed in the year of 2012.
I am Bastardian. I am here to rescue you.
Really?
Absolutely!
Quickly take off your clothes,
we will shoot the power particles into your body.
When the earth is destroyed in 2012, you just need to yell
'Help, honey'.
We will be here to save you.
I see!
Come on.
It is so cold outside, get in and talk. Come on.
Follow us. Come on.
Late birds won't get the worm...
Come in.
Come on.
Turn off the light! Beat them up!
What's up?
Don't beat my face... don't... No... don't beat me...
Stephen, did you say we must have something to "eat" today?
Yes, haven't you had the banana?
Better than none.
Hey boys, do you need those hanging there?
Give them to me if you don't want.
Leave us please.
Stephen, it's so hot
Even my penis cannot escape from the sunburn.
I don't mind if I can have the suntan like Louis Koo.
Does Louis sunbath his penis as well?
Jeana
Why are you still here?
I have to work on a project with my classmates.
Will have examination in a week's time. How about you?
I am here to borrow reference books.
I see.
That day... Stephen and the two others were a bit over.
Don't get mad at them.
They were punished, anyway. It is fair now.
I will scold them for that.
Are you going home?
How about you?
Let's go together.
Ok. Let me help you with this.
Jeana
Sean?
He is wicked. Ignore him.
Why do you leave when you see me?
We all will leave after class.
Let me treat you with Italian food.
I'm busy.
You have time to walk with him
but you don't have time to dine with me.
What's the matter with you?
She has already declined your dating.
Hey boy, you wanna a fight?
Let me go!
It hurts... Do you know who are you talking to?
Let me go... Who are you talking to?
Let me go...
If you keep stalking her, I will wring out yours!
OK...
Go.
Let's go and eat something.
OK! Lawrence.
I have the key of the changing room,
why don't you take a shower first.
Can?
Jeana, you are still here?
The water heater at my home is not working.
Go...
It went off, and exploded everywhere
covering his entire face with red paint.
It's strange today.
Look, just lightning and no thunder. Have you ever seen this?
How strange is it?
It's like Black Rainstorm over there!
Look!
Hello... Pretty!
Hi!
There's not much fun for you girls to drink and chit-chat?
Let's play the finger-guessing game.
What so funny to play finger-guessing?
Let's go to your place.
Shower, massage and the whole set of 2-play...
How about $2,600?
$2,600?
A whore?
With my charm, I can have all girls I want,
do I look like needing a whore, nonsense!
Simply tell us you don't have money.
Cheap bastard!
You...
I'll definitely beat the shit out of you if you still hang around!
Cheap bastard? We will see.
What happened?
What's up? You two
don't have money to get a room and want to do it in an alley?
Are you kidding?
Don't block my way.
After you. Go there and take a look.
This should be Hong Kong in 2011.
There are some people, check them out.
Go there and take a look.
Is it the Terminator?
Another one?
Shooting a film? They are having sex.
Let's check it out.
I shall go first.
Is it Hong Kong in 2011, earthman?
Stop pretending.
Where is the camera?
We are not that stupid, We're not falling for this.
Who are you? Are you from the paper or TV?
We won't let you video us that easily.
This guy has a relatively low IQ, basically an inferior creature.
He could just think of violence, food, and sex.
This kind of inferior creature
should have been eliminated on earth 40 years ago.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Bro, you take care of this naked guy
and I'll take care of this naked woman, ok?
What about us?
We should get in line. It will be your turn after me.
After you again?
It's fine, he is always quick.
Let him go first. Pretty fast.
It is a misunderstanding... a misunderstanding only.
I have an appointment. You... Enjoy!
Don't you want to make love with me?
Next time maybe, no, no...
I'm just kidding.
Your husband is so strong. He must be keeping you very happy.
We are just trying to be funny.
Have you seen a girl named Future?
She is also naked like us.
No, big boss.
Earthman.
Isn't there a proverb called "eat what you are weak in"?
Eat them!
She must have arrived. Go stop her.
We have to wear clothes to avoid arousing attention.
What happened to you? Got robbed?
Help! Aliens really exist...
Look, should I get this skirt?
I found a more beautiful one...
Why is this happening?
What happened?
It must be the guys next door again.
We died a terrible death
We committed suicide because we couldn't get a girlfriend...
They are really scared.
I am the god of ideas.
If I'm not a fan of Brad Pitt,
I could even get Angelina Jolie if I want!
Stephen, you are amazing!
Of course.
What happened?
We are caught... Retreat! Retreat! Go!
Women are so mean.
Not yet so!
What did you do this time?
Women nowadays are so sick.
They like to stock so many rubbish bins at home.
I don't like those women
who stock 3 rubbish bins at home.
They are gonna go crazy tonight with nowhere to keep the rubbish.
Exactly!
In order to comfort myself and my brothers,
I decided to share my enshrine, The Boobs Goddess, Amy Yip
And "The Penis God, Elvis Tsui" with all of you.
Their older version of "Sex and Zen"
is great.
Let's watch it together.
Please give me a break and let me study, would you?
But the television is in the living room.
Please.
Be my guest, I'm going to bed.
Go away!
What are you doing, turn on the television.
After you.
Get the remote, don't just stare.
We don't have a spare hand.
It's trapped, it's trapped...
Who are you?
Is it Hong Kong in 2011?
Miss, who are you?
My name is Future.
Is it Hong Kong in 2011?
You...
How come you are naked?
I took the time machine to come here
and it cannot transmit any clothes.
Time machine?
Right.
I got it. Jeana sent you here.
Want to fool me? Not that easy.
Please put on some clothes.
I was sent by the Union Nations in 2046.
I am here to look for healthy sperms
to breed off springs for humans.
My basic instinct tells me that you are healthy.
Let me check.
What do you want?
How much did they pay you?
Let me check.
Hey... no...
I am not that kind of person!
I really want to check it out.
What do you want to do?
Crazy! I don't believe you.
I have a naked woman in my room! Fuck!
Harder.
What have you done?
I have a naked Woman in my room.
Did Jeana send her?
What are you saying?
What?
I don't know what he is talking about.
He is talking about me.
Who are you?
I am really sent from year 2046.
Human have almost lost their entire reproductive ability.
99% of men's and 80% of women's
lam the only healthy girl among all.
I took the time machine here
I have to mate with a healthy man
and give birth to future generations.
That sounds like a Zombie movie.
Not Zombie, it's alien!
People from Xucker planet had shot enormous radiation to the earth
that made us lose our reproductive ability.
It sounds like porno computer games.
You have to trust me.
And you have to keep it a secret.
Because Xucker Planet has sent two killers to stop me.
One called Xucker No. 1
and the other called Xucker No.2.
They also have enormous volume of radiation inside their body.
Once raped by them, you will lose your reproductive ability.
Or even become an idiot.
If we believe in you, then we are really idiots!
XyzABC xyz δ ✩✩ABC
Don't worry. I'll help you.
You are something. Help me with the rubbish bin too.
It works!
Do you believe me?
I don't care others believe or not, I believe anyway.
You are just looking for a sperm donor, right?
These charity acts will have my full support,
I do it a hundred times every year.
Come on, I will donate 200,000,000 sperms to you.
However be gentle, please!
So great, all the earwax gone.
You smoke and drink too much, and you don't eat vegetables and fruits.
Your body has absorbed a lot of junk food.
You do not meet the health requirement.
And, your genes are not good enough.
I don't want yours
My father, Mr. Miserly and my mother, Miss Smallboobs
were Mr. Asia and Miss Asia respectively.
And you are saying my genes are not good enough?
I wanted to fuck tonight but was being fucked up instead.
What a loser!
I'd better stay here to watch Amy Yip.
I need to sleep now. Leave me alone.
I want to talk to you.
But I have nothing to say. You are here to fool me, obviously.
I really come from the year of 2046.
Get out! Do you think you are Wong Kar Wai?
What can I do to make you believe me?
I won't believe you no matter what.
I have locked the door.
I don't care if you sit outside all night.
Have you finished yelling?
Ghost...
I am not a ghost.
You are healthy.
Your healthy index is 97.8%.
Very ideal!
What do you want?
I want to... make love with you and get pregnant.
How can this happen? We don't love each other.
I have read the history of 2011.
People of this generation is easy on sex.
They can have sex on the night they meet.
I don't care what others do.
I cannot.
What a pity.
Hey, are you really not...
any kind of ghost, fox spirit or ...?
My name is Future. I come from the year 2046.
Future, let me ask you
what is the technology level
of your generation?
Has iPhone 100 been released?
How about iPod and iPad?
The concept is different. We have everything implanted into the body.
If we need to go on-line...
So cool!
If you don't want to make love with me, I won't insist.
But,
is there anyone as healthy as you?
I can only wait for 3 days.
I have to go back to the future in 3 days.
Maybe... we can look around at the school.
Are you serious?
Good, you take me to school tomorrow.
Then I go to bed first. Take me there tomorrow.
Hey... you cannot sleep here.
How can we stay in the same room together?
Sorry.
If I sleep outside...
Will they do anything to me...
I don't want bad genes.
I have an idea.
This roof can be locked, you may sleep here.
This place is great.
I like it, I like the nature.
How come he is with a girl on the roof?
We have just...
Well, he is just another playboy.
I can feel it.
What do you feel?
Your blood... is flowing a lot quicker.
From your brain to your groins.
I'm sorry!
You have feelings for me, maybe...
We will finish the mission tomorrow.
But...
Future, now I believe you are really from the future.
However, I have someone I love already.
So, this is not a good idea.
Alright,
let's see if we can find someone...
as healthy as you tomorrow.
Good night.
What happened to you? Your legs are shaky.
So great.
Last night, I watched movies of Amy Yip,
Veronica Yip, Deanie Yip and Cecilia Yip all night.
I saluted once for each movie.
Almost died from over masturbation.
Even Deanie Yip?
Deanie... Deanie...
Of course not, it's Tina.
Was it Deanie T?
Deanie T?
Tina Get up already?
Let's have breakfast.
Let me help you.
Sister in law!
So nice!
Morning!
What a scrumptious breakfast.
Who made that?
Sister in law.
Sister in law?
I only realize that after I read the history.
That people in this generation eats junk food.
Therefore, I go and look for some food for you guys.
Future,
where did you get this dress?
Doesn't it look good? I made it myself.
Lawrence, we are buddies.
I don't mind if sister in law move in.
But don't make strange things to scare us.
Yes, it is so spooky.
Actually we don't mind if there is one more woman at home.
What are you saying?
Future and I... just met each other last night!
First as strangers, then as friends,
later as couples and followed by fetus.
Shut up!
OK, calm down, calm down...
Finish your breakfast quickly, we go to school together.
Go to school together, you are so in love.
That means Tse Yin and Deborah Lee are fine now.
Fuck. The four girls are going to school.
Follow them.
Wait for me!
"'8 you!
Hey, what a coincidence, pretties!
I shall go first. Bye.
It's them again. Just ignore them.
Hi!
Where do you go for study? Let's go together.
Hey, I heard a rumor saying...
There is a pretty girl in your place.
It's a big secret, the less you know the better.
Otherwise, your life will be at risk.
As per what you've said...
If I become your girlfriend, my life won't be at risk, right?
Of course.
I only allow bigwigs to do everything
but not the citizens... Right.
Screw it!
They are crazy, ignore them.
Screw you!
I know she is just like that
but I keep allowing her.
What a loser!
Shut up, you!
Don't come any closer, are you gay?
Stupid gay guy.
What are you doing?
Sorry...
Sorry, Sir. What are you looking at?
His index is just 57.1. He may not live till 50 years old.
Stop checking everyone, will you?
Just tell me when you find a potential one. I'll talk to him.
And let you check.
Please find someone for me to "check" next time.
That would be great! Shut up!
Hey, you three are such perverts.
I don't understand you.
You hate them and yet you live with them.
I don't have a choice. I grew up with them.
Who knows they become like that when they grow up.
Let's go over there to have a look, shall we?
OK.
I came across two aliens on that day,
I fought with them desperately.
And snatched back two dicks for Keung and Tak.
I wish the dicks can be rejoined.
Is it real?
It's real, and they are powerful.
The female alien asked me to make love with her,
but I refused to do so.
Who would like to make love with you?
Bullshit! Don't you believe this?
Hello...
Hello. Hi
Please focus on studying but not me.
I won't have dinner with you.
With a rich father like mine, who need to study?
I definitely will become a CEO upon graduation.
CEO, don't molest the girls.
They say you were almost being wrung last night.
If you do it again, you may end up in ICU instead.
You bitches are so arrogant.
There will be a day
when you will beg me for a fuck and suck,
otherwise I won't call myself Sean
Such low index, just 13.3.
Pretty, I am still a virgin.
With your "checking", you may break my virginity.
You should let me break yours to be fair.
You should see a doctor, your health is very bad indeed.
Don't go. I mean it
If you don't let me rub you, you can't go.
Come on.
What's up?
What happened?
What's up? What happened?
It hurts...
Painful?
What should I do?
Help me, you bastard!
Help you? How?
Help to pull it out.
Call the ambulance, bastard!
According to the theory of "Kama Sutra" from India,
a man and a woman...
Getting a room, and shedding their clothes, means...
They are well prepared and have mutual agreement. Hello.
Then sleep together.
When you get high, I push in hardly.
The theory of India is...
The girl who just moved to your house...
Who is she actually?
I can't tell... I can't betray my friend.
You really can't tell me?
No, I can't.
Hair both on the top and the bottom, the grape is in the middle.
Hair fighting with hair at night.
Hey!
What's up?
Nothing... it is so wonderful.
Can't imagine this formula could be like this.
There are a lot of formulas, please pay attention.
For example, you are soft, I am hard.
You spread your legs, I screw it up... Hey!
Tell me. Who is she?
No... I can't.
Hey, hey...
No... there are a lot of people here...
Tell me.
Otherwise...I will leave now.
I can't tell no matter what.
Actually... Future is an alien!
Do you think I will believe your horse shit?
No, no, no...
Actually, she is Lawrence's cousin from Beijing.
Then take the dick out and show it off.
Wait, not done yet, where're you going?
Hey...
What's up now?
I... I can't...
So...sorry...
They said this question will be in the examination,
it will be perfect if it is true.
I got it.
What?
What did you get?
That girl actually is Lawrence's cousin from Beijing.
So what? Not a big deal at all.
Don't bother with others' business.
Men are all around for my pick.
Shit.
What's up?
Well, the harder she pretends, the more serious she is.
I think she is serious with Lawrence.
What should we do then?
We call ourselves buddies for a reason.
We have to help Jeana take back Lawrence no matter what!
Let's go!
Yes! Let's go!
Play arch back.
Go...set off. Come over.
It's hot. Have some juice.
What a considerate girl. We really have nothing to say about her.
No kidding.
Go jogging for an hour, dinner will be ready by then.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
She actually lives with the boys.
Must be a crossbreed camp inside.
So nice...This should be a big feast.
Sleeping beauty lures me to sin.
Hey brother, something nice to eat.
Don't scream, pretty. I'll eject easily.
If I have to eject to the floor for the cockroach,
I'd better give it to you.
Be quick... be quick...
What are you doing?
Future... Future...
You won't have offspring if you stop others making love.
I'm in a rush...
Let me finish and come back for you.
What are you doing?
He wants to rape you!
You are the guy at school?
Anyway, I want to beat you up, beat you to death.
Again?
What happened?
Future uses her power to control his hands.
It can move again.
What are you looking at? Have you ever seen handsome guys before?
I just have never seen a knot tied on a dick.
Tie a knot?
It's coming.
What is coming?
Get away.
What is the situation now?
Why do you look so puzzled?
No, I'm not.
You think Lawrence is all yours, and have never
expected a girl will pop up for Lawrence all of a sudden.
You must feel very uneasy now.
I'm not.
Don't lie to us.
We are buddies, we will help you.
Let us seduce his 3 buddies
and exert pressure on him.
But that girl is really lovely.
You better take the initiative.
Yes. Time has changed.
You better strive for yourself instead of waiting desperately.
What does it mean?
Go to his place,
show your sovereign right and compete with her directly.
Men like keeping two girls at the same time
and drag their feet in the relationships
Push him for an answer.
What if he doesn't choose me?
He has no vision at all
Let him go if he doesn't have the vision.
Future,
what's up?
I am here to apologise to you.
I shouldn't have left you at home alone.
Sean almost rapes you,
I'm sorry.
No worries. I have superpower.
Even if unhealthy sperms invaded,
I can push them out.
However, if I am raped by Xucker No. 1
he will destroy my reproductive system
That means I am sterile.
This is the reason they come to year 2011.
Why did you faint suddenly?
Because I saw a rat.
A rat?
In our time, rats are so big because of radiation.
Therefore I was so scared when I saw rats.
I was shocked just now
and the system inside my body was short-circuited.
But luckily, I have the reboot function.
How can you control his body?
Since my brain waves are much stronger than yours,
I can therefore control your brain
and your body.
So...
If it is so...
Are you able to control people's love?
Love is a complicated thing.
Even with my power, there is nothing I can do when it comes to love.
For example. I can kill you
But I cannot control what you think.
That's fine...
If brainwashing becomes a reality,
and makes people lose their consciousness,
then it is meaningless to be a man.
Don't worry. Aliens have well-developed technology
yet they are not able to take over our mind.
Future, have you found a suitable guy today?
Not yet, but I will try again.
Let's eat first
Having an affair? Affair?
You haven't?
Let's eat!
Let me do it.
It's too fat for you.
Great
A little bit salty.
Hi! Hi!
We have made a cake,
let's eat together. They are...
Hi! Hi!
Hello!
Come and sit here.
So plentiful.
Shall we cook more for the guests?
No. We had dinner already.
Just want to share the cake.
Let's eat together then.
OK.
Please come to join us.
Eat, eat. It is so serious this time.
Eat some more.
This one is nice.
Cheers!
I want a piece.
Drink up. I want it too.
Go eat.
The cake is good. You made it?
Let's eat.
Add more...
Kill them. Life or Death?
Philtre.
Come on.
Let's play finger-guessing.
Try it. Who is horny, you are horny.
I drink. Who is horny, I am horny.
Eat more!
Drink! You lost.
Again. No, thanks.
Again...
Eat.
Why are you not eating?
Who is horny, you are horny.
Who is horny, I am horny.
Drink!
You lose, bottoms up.
Me again?
Delicious.
Let us play "Truth or Dare".
Great! Great...
Nice!
Stephen spins fast.
You lost. You answer.
How to play? You are the first one.
Hey, listen to me.
To answer a question honestly.
No lies and you cannot refuse to answer.
If you don't want to answer, you will be punished to do one thing.
OK.
Have you slept with Lawrence?
No.
One more time.
One more time, one more time.
Spin. It's excited.
It's you again.
Me again?
Where did you come from?
I come from the year 2046.
I am here to look for healthy genes.
Liar. We don't believe in you.
Your penalty is to go to our place
and try on all our clothes.
I am telling the truth!
No way.
You can't leave if you don't try on every dress here.
Go get changed!
I want to try too.
Go over there and get changed.
You lost, come here.
No.
Who is horny?
This dress is very beautiful and suits you. Do you like it?
Is this beautiful?
Good.
Flirt with her, don't flirt with me. Homosexual is not my cup of tea.
I am not gay... Go!
Go away.
Who is horny?
Come on.
What should we do... the three are coming.
We have to buy more time for Jeana.
You two go upstairs to stall them. Let's go!
Hey! Pretty...
You two took Future away and had not come back since then.
How can you do this?
We are here now. What do you want?
We want to...
Do "homework"!
If you want it...
Come over here then.
You should have had enough tonight.
Serves you right!
It was 3 on 2 just now, and cannot match.
It's 2 on 2 now. Perfect!
Yeah!
You look nice in this.
How many pieces more?
The clothes are so pretty. You can try on twenty more.
Wait for a minute.
Where are you going?
I treat you with cakes.
What are you doing?
Come on.
Whatever!
Don't mess with my hair.
Take it off.
Come over here.
Come on.
It hurts!
What's up?
It's my first time.
What a coincidence. It's my first time today too.
I have to go.
Don't go. I have more here. Come and try them.
You are fooling me. I don't want to play any more.
Don't go, you can't go...
You cannot go!
Why is it?
It hurts!
Shit!
Failed to get fed... and what's worse, got stamped on.
What the hell!
I'm sorry.
Before I came, the elders said
love could hurt people most.
Never fall in love with people in 2011.
I understand it now.
I found I have fallen in love with Lawrence.
My heart hurts.
Be gentle, that is my penis.
I have seen some that could bend.
But I have never seen one that can be knotted.
Damn it! It hurts...
What do you want?
If I press hard, you feel painful; If I press light, you feel high.
You have ejected twice already, my hands are full of it.
So what, do you want me to tip you?
No, but you'd better go to the doctor.
What kind of doctor? The bonesetter?
The emergency ward!
Tell them...
The girl was good at blow jobs... and could...
Anyway, she tied a knot with yours.
That's what you could think of?
Great.
Go to hell!
If I was filmed and made the headline.
How can I still screw around?
That's not what I mean.
Who did that to you?
The pretty we met at school the other day.
She has supernatural powers.
I followed her home that day and I wanted to do her.
But she pointed her finger
at my penis, it twirled round and round...
And made a knot.
Where is the girl?
Who are you talking about?
It's you two again?
Tell me. Where is the girl with supernatural powers?
She is staying with my classmates
and sleeping together.
Take me there!
Who are they?
They are duns, beat him up!
I got small nipples. Stop playing with them.
Don't...
Don't stop...
What is this?
Why is a flower growing out of it?
And cannot be plucked off?
It's a kind of lethal flowers from our planet.
It has grown inside your body.
If we don't detoxify you, you will become an alien lethal flower
in about 70 hours.
Isn't it venereal disease?
Doctor!
Inferior creature.
We can track the signal of the lethal flower to locate him.
Officer, it's true.
The two aliens sucked on my two nipples.
They sucked and sucked, and this is what happened to me.
I think I've got venereal disease. Do trust me.
I believe you... have got venereal disease.
As for aliens, do you know who I am?
You are?
I am the bald detective, Hawk!
And I am known for my Eagle's Claw!
All in all, the bane of evildoers.
So, do you trust me?
You are here to report a case.
You claimed that aliens had made you suffer from venereal disease
and had tied a knot on your penis.
How can I trust you?
You have to trust me...
If you don't trust me, I can show you.
Sit down!
What are you doing? Wanna flash your thing at me?
I will blow your head off
No...
These are the two aliens I mentioned.
Nothing can harm you... is it?
You believe me now.
Are the weapons on earth that weak?
I'm sorry.
These are nothing to you.
Let me introduce myself
I am the bald detective, Hawk!
Your man looks like the Japanese AV...
actor, Kato Takako?
We are both known figures.
Buddies, please feel free to...
take him away, take him away.
Where is Future?
I know where she lives.
I will take you there. Don't kill me
Oh yes! Go, go, go!
Be quick, or else you'll miss the metro. Goodbye!
Handsome guy, let's go together.
Can I stay?
I will wring your neck, if you don't go with us.
How can you do this to her?
She is on a mission.
Don't be mad at them.
It's all my fault. It's me who should get the blame.
I... I am not mad at you.
I'm just thinking what a poor girl Future is.
There are two dangerous aliens looking for her out there.
If they grab her, what should we do?
She really came from the future?
She really has supernatural powers.
Once she pointed at my hands,
my hands start nipping my breast unconsciously
and it hurts.
We have to find her immediately.
I was the only virgin male in here last night,
I must be the most fortunate one.
Let me help you to look for her.
Let's go together then.
Isn't there a female representative?
I made that
I shall go
Be quick, then.
What's the matter?
Even Jane went with them.
Don't worry. We are always here for you.
If a man lost his heart with you,
you can do nothing.
Let him go, no matter he is telling the truth or not.
Anyway, I lost this time.
Girls, don't you remember me?
Where is Future?
She has gone.
Where to?
Who are you?
I'll call the police if you don't leave.
Are you...aliens?
Where is Lawrence?
I won't tell
Here I come, then.
You will tell us after making love with me.
But by then, you will become a sex zombie
and will totally listen to me.
Don't...
Don't what? You are enjoying now.
Don't...
Don't do what? Don't do it where? No...
Where don't you like it? No...
No...
Please don't... No
What is it?
MY Denis.
So huge.
Please don't!
Come on...
Come on... No...
Don't come any closer. Come on.
No...
I am coming!
No. Don't...
You are a woman. What can you do to me?
We people from Xucker planet are hermaphrodites.
It will be your last sex, enjoy it.
No...
She has my genes inside her body.
They will listen to me from now on.
Boss,
it's a pity, I have only half done.
Do you want to make love with me then?
Why is it so hard to find a healthy guy?
Almost all of them had been poisoned.
I just have a few hours left. What shall I do?
Be quick...
Let's get in. You go that way.
I need to go and pee first.
Disgusting. Go!
Professor, professor...
Do you want to eject on my face again?
No. I am looking for a person.
Who are you looking for?
Have you seen a girl,
about that tall and looks quite pretty?
Are you crazy?
You can find thousands of them at school.
That's true. Ok. Thank you.
Don't masturbate too often. It's not healthy.
I haven't done it for a long time.
Future!
It's so hard to find you!
Aren't you with Jeana?
Actually, they put hallucinogen in the cake that night.
I lost my mind and I don't know what I did.
It's very clear to me now.
I don't love Jeana.
The one I love is you.
But we have just met for two days.
I believe there is love at first sight now.
I am willing to give you my genes.
Really?
This scene is so touching!
We believe they will
even do the upside down kiss.
Lawrence likes Future after all.
I think Jeana will be disappointed this time.
Why should she be disappointed?
I am also a poor guy that couldn't get any girls.
All you want to say is you want to pick me up, right?
Should I have to be so obvious?
Hey, wake up... Get up!
Ceci... Get up!
Get up! What happened to you?
Come on, get up! Wake up...
Wake UP! Get up!
They have been here.
Who?
The aliens, Xucker No. 1 and Xucker No.2.
What should we do? Where is Jeana?
I am Xucker No. 1.
Future, you can escape nowhere.
If you want Jeana back, bring Future to us to exchange.
You are here for me, don't hurt Jeana.
Do you think you can bargain with me?
You have to go to the abandoned factory within an hour.
I will send the information to you via brainwave.
I got it.
If you are late...
I will chop her into pieces and throw them aside.
What should we do? Shall we report to the police?
Your police can't help, let me go.
Future...
Don't sacrifice yourself.
At least, I have to try.
If I can't cope with it, I will run away.
However, we should plan ahead.
Let us help you!
I'll give you my mental support!
Fuck you! I look down upon you.
Don't fuck me. I'll support "physically" too.
So, how about this
I will stay here to take care of the girls.
You guys go and save the world.
Fuck!
Shit!
Hey...
My...my brother...
Why are you staring at me?
I know I am handsome but I am not your type.
Nothing. I want to spread my venereal disease to you.
So I will have a companion.
No!
You are unique. I dare not compete with you?
But I like it.
I dare not, I dare not...
I dare not be your companion.
You have to follow me closely.
Someone is coming.
Keep an eye on them.
Yes.
Don't come...
No...I'm so scared...
Brother Venereal Disease, kissing should be fine.
But not playing the tongue? It's so disgusting. No...
No...
Be quick... Jeana, are you alright?
Be quick.
Hurry UP!
Run...
Untied me. I am a police.
I work for the people.
Jeana...
I got you. She is under my control now.
I'll make you become a sex zombie.
Hey miss, don't do that!
She doesn't know I have another nickname,
Dead Shot.
I am not your type!
Help!
You are not as tough.
Simply a shot at your head can get rid of you.
Who are you?
The bald detective, Hawk!
Officer, we are running out of time. We have to rescue Future.
Yes, there is one more victim.
How to kill him?
Needless to say. Shoot him on his head!
Yes!
But how can we blow off his head if we are running out of bullets?
Shit!
Our future Joan of Arc on earth,
you will lose your fertility after making love with me.
Nice breasts.
But you will soon become a sex zombie.
Move a little bit more...
Yes, a bit more. This way...
Push forward a bit...
Be quick!
Alright! Still...
Go away...
Go away!
Didn't get it. What should we do?
We don't have time. Just go!
I believe we can do it!
Go! Go!
I'm sorry...
Future!
Go and check her up.
Wear your sunglasses properly first.
Detective Hawk, are you alright?
Do I need to go to the police station and record a statement?
Are you insane?
We will be criticised by film critics if we use such plot in a movie.
Anyway, I didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything too, right?
Go back and resume our life. That's it.
Goodbye.
I have undergone all these and can still survive.
Should be able to live longer...
Although Lawrence had eaten the poisoned cake,
it did not affect his genes as there is only a trace of it.
He had given me his genes finally.
With my transformed reproductive system,
I was able to get pregnant with just one sexual intercourse.
So, I am pregnant.
I love you.
Lawrence, I won't forget you.
I'll be back one day.
Maybe I'll bring some buddies with me.
Goodbye.
It has been a year and Future has not come back yet.
Lawrence, Danson and Felix have moved out.
I am the only one left behind.
Why?
Because I am taking care of three sex zombies now.
They are crazy every night.
Help!
I will be exhausted till death!